Showing posts with label The National Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The National Post. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Will The Fitness Industry Ruin Bondage For All Of Us?

First Published on 5/28/2012

Here's a hilarious piece from The National Post by Darrin Rose, a Canadian writer, about the way the fitness industry ruins sexuality whenever it becomes popular. Specifically, the popularity of BDSM among suburban moms inspired by 50 Shades of Gray. It's a wonderfully snarky bit of viewing-with-alarm. Here's a quote from it:

And now Fifty Shades of Grey has BDSM lined up next for the exercise treatment. That way middle-aged women can take flogging classes, where personal instructors literally beat you into shape. We’re probably a couple years away from spending 30 minutes on the elliptical machine while a personal trainer whispers in your ear “do you like that?” and “you’re such a dirty little jogger.”
Now go read the rest and laugh your ass off.