Will The Fitness Industry Ruin Bondage For All Of Us?

First Published on 5/28/2012

Here's a hilarious piece from The National Post by Darrin Rose, a Canadian writer, about the way the fitness industry ruins sexuality whenever it becomes popular. Specifically, the popularity of BDSM among suburban moms inspired by 50 Shades of Gray. It's a wonderfully snarky bit of viewing-with-alarm. Here's a quote from it:

And now Fifty Shades of Grey has BDSM lined up next for the exercise treatment. That way middle-aged women can take flogging classes, where personal instructors literally beat you into shape. We’re probably a couple years away from spending 30 minutes on the elliptical machine while a personal trainer whispers in your ear “do you like that?” and “you’re such a dirty little jogger.”

Now go read the rest and laugh your ass off.